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Here are a few of our favorite funny Amazon reviews:
Need the perfect solution for an inconsiderate roommate? Try this sparkling approach.
“Great For more then just Arts and Crafts,” February 14, 2014
By Brian Spatz
This review is from: Creative Arts by Charles Leonard Glitter, 16 oz. (1 Lb.) Bottle, Multi-Color
So I wake up in the middle of the night in my 2 bedroom apartment. I find me roommate passed out face down on the wooden floor. I think nothing of it and go back to sleep. The next morning I wake up to go to work and there is a homeless guy asleep on my couch. My roommate woke up still drunk and had made friends with a bum. And this is the second time he let a stranger off the street just stroll in and pass out. Great.
You are probably thinking what does this have to do with my arts and crafting.
Well I bought this product and proceeded to cover everything my roommate owns in glitter. Every T shirt, every book, ever pair of shoes, his bed… I covered his entire life in glitter. He will have glitter in every crevice of his existence until he dies.
Did some track out all over my apartment? yes.
Does the carpet look like a care bear farted all over it? Yes.
Did he threaten to kill me? Sure.
But will he ever let another stranger sleep on the couch? No
Will I ever have to worry about a random guy off the street murdering me in the night? No
All the security for just $12.44. Unbelievable Staggering Value. Cannot recommend enough.
Going camping? Avoid this tent if the weather report calls for rain….
“Incomplete item!,” January 5, 2015
This review is from: 6ft Square Buddha Maitreya the Christ 51 Degree Copper Meditation Pyramid System for Healing – With Polished Copper Connectors, Apex & Base Poles and 4″ Capstone
This tent was missing its stakes, tarp, and fly cover. I had to cover it in vines and leaves for my camping trip, and I got soaked overnight when it rained. Coincidentally, my hepatitis is gone now.
If you’re struggling to slice bananas with knives…try this banana slicer. Over 56,000 people found this review helpful!
No more winning for you, Mr. Banana!, March 3, 2011
By SW3K
This review is from: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. “Use a knife!” they say. Well…my parole officer won’t allow me to be around knives. “Shoot it with a gun!” Background check…HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I’ll call it South Side Story. Banana slicer…thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.
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